Politics

> > Due to the political season...this is funny.........
> > Crossing the River Jordan]]
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> > << > > GOTTA ENJOY THEM WHILE WE CAN!!!
> > > >
> > > > Bill Clinton, Al Gore and George W. Bush died and found
> > > > themselves standing at the side of the Jordan River, looking across
at
> > the
> > > > promised land. The Archangel Michael was standing on the other
> > > > side and shouted over to the three surprised men, "Contrary to what
> > > > you have been taught, each of you will have to wade across the
> > > > Jordan River."
> > > > > > > >>
> > > > As Michael saw their perplexed looks, he reassured them by
> > > > saying, "Don't worry. You will only sink proportionally according
to
> > > > your sins on earth. The more you have sinned the more you will sink
> > > > into the water."
> > > > > > > >>
> > > > The three sages of American political lore looked at one
> > > > another, trying to determine who shall be the first brave soul to
> > cross
> > > > the Jordan River.
> > > > > > > >>
> > > > Finally George Bush volunteered to go first. Slowly he began to
> > > > wade out into the river, and slowly the water began to get
> > > > higher and higher, reaching to his waist. George began to sweat,
> > > > thinking that all of his sins are coming back to haunt him. He was
> > > > beginning to wonder if he would ever see the other side. Finally,
> > after
> > > > what seemed liked an eternity, he began to emerge on the river's
> > > > bank.
> > > > > > > >>
> > > > As he ascended to the other side, he looked behind him to see
> > > > which one of the other brave souls was going next. A shock of
> > > > surprise registered on his face, as he saw Al Gore almost in the
> > middle
> > > > of the river and only his ankles barely touching the water. He
> > > > turned to Michael and exclaimed, "I know Al Gore, Al Gore is a
friend
> > > > of mine, and he has sinned much, much more than that!"
> > > > > > > >>
> > > > Before the Archangel Michael could reply, Al Gore shouted back,
> > > > "I'm standing on Clinton's shoulders!"
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