HUMOR: error haiku

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>> Haiku Error Messages:

>> >Three things are certain:
>> >Death, taxes, and lost data.
>> >Guess which has occurred.
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>> >Everything is gone;
>> >Your life's work has been destroyed.
>> >Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?
>> >- - - - - - - - - - - -
>> >Windows NT crashed.
>> >I am the Blue Screen of Death.
>> >No one hears your screams.
>> >- - - - - - - - - - - -
>> >Seeing my great fault
>> >Through darkening blue windows
>> >I begin again
>> >- - - - - - - - - - - -
>> >The code was willing,
>> >It considered your request,
>> >But the chips were weak.
>> >- - - - - - - - - - - -
>> >Printer not ready.
>> >Could be a fatal error.
>> >Have a pen handy?
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>> >A file that big?
>> >It might be very useful.
>> >But now it is gone.
>> >- - - - - - - - - - - -
>> >Errors have occurred.
>> >We won't tell you where or why.
>> >Lazy programmers.
>> >- - - - - - - - - - - -
>> >Server's poor response
>> >Not quick enough for browser.
>> >Timed out, plum blossom.
>> >- - - - - - - - - - - -
>> >Chaos reigns within.
>> >Reflect, repent, and reboot.
>> >Order shall return.
>> >- - - - - - - - - - - -
>> >Login incorrect.
>> >Only perfect spellers may
>> >enter this system.
>> >- - - - - - - - - - - -
>> >This site has been moved.
>> >We'd tell you where, but then we'd
>> >have to delete you.
>> >- - - - - - - - - - - -
>> >wind catches lily
>> >scatt'ring petals to the wind:
>> >segmentation fault
>> >- - - - - - - - - - - -
>> >ABORTED effort:
>> >Close all that you have.
>> >You ask way too much.
>> >- - - - - - - - - - - -
>> >First snow, then silence.
>> >This thousand dollar screen dies
>> >so beautifully.
>> >- - - - - - - - - - - -
>> >With searching comes loss
>> >and the presence of absence:
>> >"My Novel" not found.
>> >- - - - - - - - - - - -
>> >The Tao that is seen
>> >Is not the true Tao, until
>> >You bring fresh toner.
>> >- - - - - - - - - - - -
>> >The Web site you seek
>> >cannot be located but
>> >endless others exist
>> >- - - - - - - - - - - -
>> >Stay the patient course
>> >Of little worth is your ire
>> >The network is down
>> >- - - - - - - - - - - -
>> >A crash reduces
>> >your expensive computer
>> >to a simple stone.
>> >- - - - - - - - - - - -
>> >There is a chasm
>> >of carbon and silicon
>> >the software can't bridge
>> >- - - - - - - - - - - -
>> >Yesterday it worked
>> >Today it is not working
>> >Windows is like that
>> >- - - - - - - - - - - -
>> >To have no errors
>> >Would be life without meaning
>> >No struggle, no joy
>> >- - - - - - - - - - - -
>> >You step in the stream,
>> >but the water has moved on.
>> >This page is not here.
>> >- - - - - - - - - - - -
>> >No keyboard present
>> >Hit F1 to continue
>> >Zen engineering?
>> >- - - - - - - - - - - -
>> >Out of memory.
>> >We wish to hold the whole sky,
>> >But we never will.
>> >- - - - - - - - - - - -
>> >Having been erased,
>> >The document you're seeking
>> >Must now be retyped.
>> >- - - - - - - - - - - -
>> >The ten thousand things
>> >How long do any persist?
>> >Netscape, too, has gone.
>> >- - - - - - - - - - - -
>> >Rather than a beep
>> >Or a rude error message,
>> >These words: "File not found."
>> >- - - - - - - - - - - -
>> >Serious error.
>> >All shortcuts have disappeared
>> >Screen. Mind. Both are blank.